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Y2K - The Solution

It seems the Irish have solved the Y2K Problem. This from a County Kerry software house: Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analysed all databases, all data files, including backups and historical archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August,September, October, November, December, as well as: Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak, Sundak.

We trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.

A bishop was making a speech about world starvation to members of his clergy over a sumptuous meal. One of the clerics commented: 'I can't wait to hear him talk about chastity!'